I’m going to think of this as a blog for Molly and Sarah, the only people who read it. So I say unto you, Molly and Sarah, don’t waste your money on the new Ben Harper CD.  

I’m coming around to the shocking realization that some people do not like me.  Take, for example, my friend — let’s call her Mizmar — take, for example, Mizmar’s boyfriend.  I can seriously ooze Mr Sparkle out of my pores and it’s lost on him.  But what kind of person doesn’t like Mr Sparkle?